The Gareth Cliff Show

Justice or SNL?

17.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping…

16 Jan 2020 8PM 59 min

Where are you Putin that?

16.01.20 Pt 2 - Very right wing people are apparently happier and having more sex. How conservative is South Africa? Is the mass media just a clickbait mess? Should we be forming our reality through the news and social media? Vladimir Putin is 67 going on 21, he’s in great…

15 Jan 2020 9PM 57 min

Fell off an age Cliff

16.01.20 Pt 1 - A member of the team is ageing poorly, thoughts and prayers. Children went back to school this week, Phumi is saving on juice and food costs... she’s delighted! Make-up has turned escorts into liars and this is a problem. We hear what a Gareth Cliff helpline…

15 Jan 2020 8PM 57 min

Fat Guys & Sex

15.01.20 Pt 2 - Is Oprah the queen of truth? Elizabeth Warren snubs Bernie's handshake. When have people done enough to be forgiven? We can possibly start learning in our sleep, is that good or bad? Trial by combat, is it still an option? Ladies need to give more fat…

14 Jan 2020 9PM 53 min

Kyalami Boets Fight!

15.01.20 Pt 1 - South African police don’t know the difference between left and right. Should they be killed for this, or is there a middle ground? After the Kyalami royal rumble of the year contender, the team wonders whether a shirt and sword should always be used together? The…

14 Jan 2020 8PM 58 min

Genetics & Genitals  

14.01.20 Pt 2 - Genetics is going to a new level. You can grow new organs, a penis or a hand. Meghan Markle’s sister is banned on Twitter. If Siya was rich he’d pay his family to hide the family secrets. Get the kettle on, the aliens will be here…

13 Jan 2020 9PM 1 hr 06 min

Roger is Great, She's Greta

14.01.20 Pt 1 - Is the 4-day work week a good idea? Does Roger Federer have to respond to Greta Thunberg? Siya is squeamish about road accidents. We’re working our doctors to death, how can we change this? And Gareth has turned his lab into a functional space where he'll…

13 Jan 2020 8PM 54 min

Vagina Wax… Candle Wax

13.01.20 Pt 2 - If you need to Netflix and chill and it’s the first date, get Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candles. Prince Harry is not just a redhead, he’s also an airhead. Love Island is in Cape Town now, the IQ of the city just took a massive hit…

12 Jan 2020 9PM 54 min

Facebook vs North Korea

13.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers... who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?

12 Jan 2020 8PM 56 min

Vaginismus or Marriage?

10.01.20 Pt 2 - Ben says economics should be a compulsory subject in school. Will social media interactions make you happy? Send your nudes to doctors to avoid the shame of a consultation. Is it rude to be on your phone during a lunch with friends? Michelle Obama has huge…

9 Jan 2020 9PM 57 min

Magic Markle

10.01.20 Pt 1 - Has Meghan Markle made it to the top? Prince Harry left his baby in Canada, how boring is that? Did the royal family mate with horses? It turns out people don’t like Nazis. Bill Cosby reckons he’s Nelson Mandela... has the world gone mad? Roger Federer’s…

9 Jan 2020 8PM 56 min

Mince Pie King

09.01.20 Pt 2 - Were grannies better in the past? It turns out Siya is the king of mince pies. We’ve all heard of languages of love, are they real or a hoax? Democracy as we know it in the West might not be for everyone. How was ISIS contained…

8 Jan 2020 9PM 59 min

Let the Kids Play

09.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya loses his cool about the impending end of the royal family as we know It. #Megxit is upon us. Phumi's 'staycation' was ruined by everyone else staying in Joburg over December. Siya’s family is now ”that family” who pitch up like a football team at…

8 Jan 2020 8PM 53 min

Trans Music or Person?

08.01.20 Pt 2 - Is rap music back again? If you can’t spell, learn how to spell then tell people you don’t need to learn such. Is Bernie Sanders too hip to be a hippie? If you work with hippies, are there any KPIs? If you say you are not…

7 Jan 2020 9PM 53 min

Nudes for Fires

08.01.20 Pt 1 - The term for a Ukrainian plane might be 'Uplanian'. Is the term “toxic" just a way of diluting your intellect? Metallica are not a great band, but that’s just an opinion. Gareth shares his list on how not to be a social media dickhead. If you…

7 Jan 2020 8PM 56 min

Dead or Alive

07.01.20 Pt 2 - Bill Clinton joins us to tell us about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Hillary has a killer handbag… stay tuned. Does it hurt less or more if a person is assassinated and you don’t know them? Does Damon know anybody in Iran? Money man Joe Cimino…

6 Jan 2020 9PM 54 min

The Monk is Drunk

07.01.20 Pt 1 - The monk who sold his Ferrari wakes up at 5AM. Is Damon the most civilised man on Earth, or just a farting monster on flights? Should we be allowed to shave our bodies in public toilets? Is civilisation's decay due to 18-hour bus trips?

6 Jan 2020 8PM 1 hr 01 min

Ricky the Rascal

06.01.20 Pt 2 - Is Ricky Gervais causing rich actors trauma at The Golden Globes? Leigh-Ann tells us where the worst airports on earth are. And Athos Kyriakides and Sisanda Henna are with us to talk about 'Agent' - the new hard-hitting football series on Netflix.

5 Jan 2020 9PM 52 min

The Spring Clean Orgasm

06.01.20 Pt 1 - Gareth is back and refreshed. There are suggestions that spring cleaning can be orgasmic. If you have a beard, it must go. WW3... is it real or just a Twitter thing? Oh and by the way, you’re not special!

5 Jan 2020 8PM 1 hr 01 min

Trump the GOAT?

24.12.19 Pt 2 - Is Donald Trump the greatest president of all time? Gareth gives his review of The Witcher. Pinky grew up in a shebeen, and now her roots are under threat from Bheki Cele… she is not impressed by SAPS shutting down fun times! And we catch up…

23 Dec 2019 9PM 1 hour